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The Atom Bombs Which Were Dropped On Nagasaki And Hiroshima Never Went Off, Chuck Norris Just Stomped On An Ant At The Same Time They hit the ground
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris. No explanation needed.
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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can make a 3-sided square.
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Chuck Norris can win at Black Jack with 1 Monopoly card.
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Chuck Norris has Jessie's Girl.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can eat water.
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Chuck Norris does not use TV guide......he already knows what is on all channels, at all times, on every cable/satellite provider.
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Chuck Norris bleeds lava
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