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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris hates Chuck Norris Facts, he thinks this site underestimates him.
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There will never be enough Chuck Norris facts.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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If Chuck Norris came up with a Chuck Norris fact, it would be better than this one.
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Chuck Norris scares the needle out of hay stacks.
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It is our deep and abiding fear of Chuck Norris that compells us to write these facts.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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When you play the Chuck Norris Yu-Gi-Oh card, you win every game within a 100 mile radius. Even if it's not Yu-Gi-Oh.
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My Chuck Norris facts were declined because chucknorrisfacts.com only accepts facts that are true!
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Chuck Norris once wrote an autobiography about awesomeness.
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