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Facts with the tag "health"

"Icy-Hot" is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.

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This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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