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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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If you stare into Chuck Norris's eyes he will kill you with his mind bullets.
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When Chuck Norris played the Game of Life, it turned into the the Game of Death
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris cannot drown - he breathes underwater
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Rabies have to get Chuck Norris Shots
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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