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If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he dosn't miss.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris.. He is hunting them!!!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Bigfoot is always hiding
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Chuck Norris can make his foot into a fist and punch you in the face with it
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allow it to.
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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When Jeremy Clarkson shouts POWER! on Top Gear, he is describing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
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Darth Vader vs Chuck Norris who will win. Some believes Darth Vader because he has the force, but don't forget that Chuck is the force!
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Chuck Norris does not own a mirror in his house.......Because not even Chuck Norris can look himself in the eyes
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whenever Chuck Norris tells a lie it isntantly becomes Fact
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The most interesting man in the world has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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