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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out
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Further global progress is now possible only through a quest for universal consensus in the movement towards Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Hell is Chuck Norris shaking his head in disapproval at you for eternity.
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Chuck Norris is the only exception to rule 34
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris actually has 3 middle initials... W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass Destruction)
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Chuck Norris is not to be idolized or worshiped. He is to be feared... forever.
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If the groundhog sees his shadow, it's 6 more weeks of winter. If Chuck Norris sees his shadow, it's 6 more weeks of pain!
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Chuck Norris rules majority.
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Chuck Norris is the reason we sing the blues.
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Chuck Norris posted all these facts and more. He just wants to see how many we can get.
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