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Chuck Norris has already found the cure for cancer, but he hasn't used it because he's to busy round-house kicking people in the face.

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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"

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The name roller coaster "California Screamin'" is actually named after what happens when Chuck Norris is in the Golden State.

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FACT: Chuck Norris....The End

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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris'.

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Chuck Norris does not use TV guide......he already knows what is on all channels, at all times, on every cable/satellite provider.

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Diamonds are made when Chuck Norris applies the least amount of pressure he can possiply apply whilst shaking someone's hand

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Only Chuck Norris knows every Chuck Norris fact!

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Read this fact out loud. Chuck Norris... crap! he knows where i am now!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't buy a house, a house buys Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not throw throwing stars , he throws terrified ninjas who throw throwing stars for him.

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Shhhhh.....Did you hear that? Chuck did.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you and misses it kills 75% of the population that was standing in the direct line of Chuck, But Chuck never misses

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