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Freddy Krueger saw Chuck Norris drowning Jason Voorhees in his dream last night.
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When Chuck Norris was in school, he would place his teachers in detention
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When the movie came out in which Bruce Lee defeats Chuck Norris, its genre was actually "comedy/science fiction".
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Chuck Norris dives in shallow water.
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Chuck doesn't battle, he only allows you to lose.
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Chuck invented RAP music when his heart starts beating.
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Shake it once, that's fine, 2 times ok, anymore than that and Chuck Norris will round house kick you in the face!! Fact!
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, the corners of his mouth run upwards away from his fists.
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Chuck Norris can make curtains out of the fabric of time.
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Everything about Chuck Norris is a fact. Anything else is a joke.
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Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for breakfest every morning... without any milk
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