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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris once slapped Bruce Banner.He was too scared to get mad.
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Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick travels faster than the speed of light
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need a weapon. He is one!!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need to work as people pay him to protect themselves
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Chuck Norris can eat a puffer fish whole
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris likes children...they taste like chicken.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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The only reason there is a blood shortage is because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it out of everyone
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Chuck Norris is not allowed in an airplane because every piece of him is a lethal weapon and can't pass the security gates.
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Chuck Norris does not know the meaning of life, only how to take it.
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Chuck Norris' foot is more accurate than a ruler
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