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Once, on 'Walker, Texas Ranger', Chuck Norris reached into his holster... and pulled out an extra fist.
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Chuck Norris previews every 'Chuck Norris Fact' himself... Before they are written.
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Chuck Norris Sunk the Titanic when he beat the captain at a game of battleship
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' phone doesn't vibrate, it shakes with fear!
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Chuck Norris has his sunglasses registered as a lethal weapon.
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Chuck Norris can bounce a golf ball off the moon with a 9 iron.
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When Chuck Norris plays draw poker he uses an Uzi.
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Chuck Norris can smack the ugly off a moose.
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Chuck Norris can throw a flagpole like a javelin.
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Chuck Norris. End of fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't audition for movies, he simply sends in home videos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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