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Facts with the tag "fact"

There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke, only a Chuck Norris fact, because if you joke about Chuck Norris you would be dead.

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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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No mission is impossible for Chuck Norris.

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Santa can see you when you're sleeping...Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need directions when driving because he always arrives at his destination even when he's going the wrong way.

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Chuck Norris has completed every video game ever made 100% without even playing a single one of them.

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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes

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Chuck Norris can turn left on red

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Chuck Norris was the only kid in his Kindergarten class with a full beard

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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.

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When Chuck Norris gets tired during the day, he eclipses the sun.

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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".

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