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"Personal Possession" is a myth, there are simply things that Chuck Norris wants and things that Chuck Norris doesn't want.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris can shuffle a deck of phone books
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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No one else can put on Chuck Norris' boots because they require a password.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't crunch numbers he purees them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need gunpowder. He propels the bullet by giving it a cold, icy stare.
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