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Chuck Norris has hit a homerun out of Yankee Stadium.
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When asked of Chuck Norris' power level,Vegetta couldnt tell you. neither man nor machine can count that high.
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Contrary to popular belief the Death Star was destroyed by Chuck Norris, not Luke Skywalker.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ is built in Drupal because Chuck Norris knows a good CMS when he sees one.
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If Chuck was in the actual game, Captain Falcon would be to slow......................... Chuck doesn't even use a car oh ya, I'm talking about F-Zero
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Designers of the Large Hadron Collider finally realized all they needed was Chuck Norris to punch the opposing particle beams.
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Chuck Norris can add you as a friend on Facebook without a friend request
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris blocks punches with his face.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds into coal!
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, its Chuck Norris and you have 3 seconds to live.
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Chuck Norris only needs one (1) pokeball to catch legendery pokemon.
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