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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
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There are no plate tectonics. The Earth crumbles and moves beneath Chuck Norris' feet.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he once ate a bowl of Lord Odin. And for a snack, Thor.
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The Universe did begin with a Big Bang. Chuck Norrris says he just had a few too many beans for lunch.
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Count Dracula bit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris bit him back. Dracula NEVER bit Chuck Norris again.
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Chuck Norris came before BOTH The Chicken and The Egg.
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Chuck Norris never met a man he didn't like...who then continued living.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to light a cigarette to smoke it
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Chuck Norris can fast the whole month of Ramadan without eating or drinking
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Chuck Norris does not submit facts. Chuck Norris creates pain.
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If Chuck Norris had a bell, he'd ring it in the morning. If Chuck Norris had a hammer, he'd put it down and hit you with a roundhouse kick.
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Bobs not your uncle Chuck Norris is
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The phrase 'to add insult to injury' doesn't appy to Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris injures you its a compliment!
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