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All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris IS the American dream
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris was once stuck between a rock an a hard place, needles to say, that didnt last to long.
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Chuck Norris' kids aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth, but are born with a roundhouse kick lodged in there intstead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig
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Chuck Norris may not be the most beautiful man, but you certainly wouldn't have the guts to tell him this....... literally
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In the origional story of "Hansel and Gredal" Chuck Norris was there instead of the evil witch, the children are now known as Jet Lee and Megan Foxx
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People don't die in their sleep. They dream of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag...in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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You won't find knives or cutting boards in Chuck Norris' kitchen...only chopping boards.
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If you're Chuck Norris' enemy and you can see him then it's already too late. He already killed you and you just don't realize it yet.
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