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Chuck Norris can walk the Penrose Stairs
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When you see lightning, you don't hear thunder. It's the sound of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
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Chuck Norris isn't allergic to anything, allergens are allergic to him!
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Chuck Norris sleeps in the light; not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
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Chuck Norris could tame Miley Cyrus.
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Eiffel tower was a sliver had Chuck Norris on his finger
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The Atom Bombs Which Were Dropped On Nagasaki And Hiroshima Never Went Off, Chuck Norris Just Stomped On An Ant At The Same Time They hit the ground
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them
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The Most Interesting Man In The World has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
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scientist originally named the meteor that is going to hit the earth in 2185 was Chuck Norris until he found and round house kicked the meteor back to
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Chuck can believe it's butter
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Chuck Norris beat Portal. Without a Portal Gun.
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You can't tell Chuck Norris, he tells you what to do
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