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Some questioned why Chuck Norris is not in the movie - The Expendables. The true is, if they got Chuck, it'd have to be renamed as the Invinsibles
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
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Chuck Norris runs so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself at the back of his head
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Chuck Norris went back in time to kill himself. Then he went back in time again to kill himself for killing himself.
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Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
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Bobs not your uncle Chuck Norris is
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The phrase 'to add insult to injury' doesn't appy to Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris injures you its a compliment!
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All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris IS the American dream
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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It is an obvious fact that Chuck Norris has been to Mars, seeing as there is absolutely NO life on Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris was once stuck between a rock an a hard place, needles to say, that didnt last to long.
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