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Chuck Norris cuts his steak with his fist.
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James Bond has a license to kill. He got it from Chuck Norris.
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There are only two certainties in life, Chuck Norris and death, in that order.
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Chuck Norris asks himself for advice.
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Bigfoot has grainy video of Chuck Norris.
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Willis was talking about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard is visible from space.
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Chuck Norris can make a fist with his feet
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris uses his enemies bone fragments as tooth picks.
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Chuck Norris crosses that bridge BEFORE he gets to it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room
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If Chuck Norris can't, Norris Chuck can.
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