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Chuck Norris can watch HD TV on a Gameboy Color!
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Congress is currently debating on a new holiday called Chucksgiving.. it is the only day when Chuck Norris promised not to roundhouse kick anyone.
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Chuck Norris has donated 4 kidneys, 2 livers, and 3 hearts. None his own.
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Chuck Norris eats the inside of his oranges and bananas without opening the peels.
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Facebook rescently had to shut down due to technical problems, Chuck Norris is no longer allowed to post pictures
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving
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Chuck Norris can measure his weight with a ruler.
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Chuck Norris is winning.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Whenever someone types words like fear, violence, or terror auto-correct suggests Chuck Norris.
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If you get the Chuck Norris piece in Monopoly, you win.....Forever.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror knows not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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