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Chuck Norris' blood type is Kickass-Positive
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris can copy-paste in real life.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris can hear you type Chuck Norris on your keyboard.
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Chuck Norris can speak 20 languages, with only his fists. His feet can speak 40.
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When you create your password it tells you the strength. When Chuck Norris types in a password.... need I say more?
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In ancient Rome, Chuck Norris would have laughed while being thrown to the lions.
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Chuck Norris can drink a whole bottle of water...in one sip
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Chuck Norris taught Tom Brady and Eli Manning how to play football
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Chuck Norris can roll up a flight of stairs.
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Chuck Norris can fight fire with fists...that are on fire.
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Chuck Norris can call you on a can and string phone in New York, and you will be able to hear him perfectly well in London.
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