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Chuck Norris surfs the Internet subconsciously.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the wheel was invented, people needed a faster way of running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets a flat tire, he stands in the road and makes the next person that drives by give him theirs and makes them change it for him.
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Chuck Norris can do a hand stand on his feet
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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When I was a kid I accidently bumped into Chuck Norris with my right shoulder. They now call me Lefty
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use commas.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris touched a cow when he was mad and all the cows got mad cow disease.
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Chuck Norris can stab you with his fist.
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