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When one door closes, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks another one open...
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When you look at Chuck Norris, you can't see him coming
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Chuck Norris once made a joke. Ten people died laughing.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris owns property on the Lost City of Atlantis.
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Chuck Norris has perfect handwriting with his beard.
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Chuck Norris raised the Titanic......with his fishing rod.
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To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills.
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The black belt is considered one of the highest ranking belts in martial arts, but Chuck can choose whatever colour he wants.
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When Chuck Norris get's on Call of Duty the campaign is beat and he get's a special achievement.
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Chuck Norris got hit by thunder
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