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Chuck Norris can pop the clutch on a car with an automatic transmission
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a Facebook account
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Chuck Norris once purchased a Cabbage Patch kid, its now known as Chucky
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Chuck Norris can pick a lock with a 29 1/2 foot pole...made out of water.
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Chuck Norris once threw a handful of rocks in the ocean. They are now called "Hawaii."
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Gambling is addicted to Chuck Norris because he always wins.
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Chuck Norris got a hole in one...with 2 darts.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them
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Ferris Wheels all over the world run by roundhouse kicks.... forever
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Chuck Norris can end a sentence with a preposition. He can also end a life with one.
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Chuck's Facebook page is made of real faces.
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