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Chuck Norris played Farmville once, as a result an entire third-world nation ate for a month.
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Chuck Norris cannot bleed, because his blood knows better than to leave.
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Chuck Norris once had to perform brain surgery. He let his beard do it.
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Chuck Norris uses acid as shampoo
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Chuck Norris's keyboard has an F13 key.
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Chuck Norris got in the fifth house of Hogwarts.
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Chuck Norris plays video games on a chess board.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a snake in the knee.
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Chuck Norris got to the South Pole by heading north.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon by walking backwards.
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Chuck Norris plucked an apple that wasn't quite ready, so he put it back on the tree.
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Chuck Norris erased a drawing with his pencil.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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