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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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911 dials Chuck Norris to see if there's any emergency he hasn't resolved yet. Chuck Norris usually laughs.
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Twitter subscribes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in vampires, zombies, witches, ghosts, or goblins because he saw them all die by his own fists and feet.
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Chuck Norris often roundhouse kicks without using his feet.
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo his search preferences are Skill, he can't find anyone
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
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Chuck Norris can line dance in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can charge his cell phone without electricity by only using a single cell in his body.
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Chuck Norris knows where the Simpsons live
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Chuck Norris did not grow his beard. His face shrunk back from fear of itself.
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All sides of Chuck Norris' bed are wrong
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