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With Chuck Norris in The Expendables 2, they wanted to change the title to The Invincibles, but Chuck Norris said no, because Chuck Norris loves irony
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Chuck Norris' Emergency Contact: Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris is feeling down he watches "Paranormal Activity" for the laughs.
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Chuck Norris' beard is a member of Mensa - His moustache has been compared in IQ to that of Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once passed a kidney stone. The scientists called the new element Kryptonite
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris makes Creepypasta look like My Little Pony
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Chuck Norris thought Sonic was too slow.
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Chuck Norris can tow a building... with a string... with him in it.
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Chuck Norris can fry an ant with a magnifying glass... at night.
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar....with his eyelashes
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No mission is impossible for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's beard defies all logic
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