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Santa can see you when you're sleeping...Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need directions when driving because he always arrives at his destination even when he's going the wrong way.
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Chuck Norris has completed every video game ever made 100% without even playing a single one of them.
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Chuck Norris is the only man that can look cool skipping.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Bruce Wayne survived at the end of the Dark Knight Rises because Chuck Norris did not give him permission to die.
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When Chuck Norris goes in the ocean, sharks put up beach closures.
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'The Walking Dead' is Chuck Norris' favorite reality show.
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Chuck Norris can inflate a flat tire with his nose.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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A light saber is just Chuck Norris' flashlight
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Humans never actually had belly buttons... Until Chuck Norris poked someone in the stomach.
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