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Chuck Norris' kids aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth, but are born with a roundhouse kick lodged in there intstead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig
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Chuck Norris may not be the most beautiful man, but you certainly wouldn't have the guts to tell him this....... literally
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Chuck Norris can make dead bodies talk to him at the crime scene ..How does he do this?? How the hell should I know, he's Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris plays the wii with no controller
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Mathematicians have secretly refused to adhere to Chuck's request for a new unit of measurment, So when Chuck asks for a "Cow of Milk" get him two.
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If you get Chuck Norris while playing charades, roundhouse the most feeble person in the room...Chuck Norris will appear on a dragon.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris turns the sun off at night.
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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Chuck Norris can kill by looking into someone's eyes
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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