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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Energy collided once with Chuck Norris. From that day on, it has been hiding in the dark. This is called Dark Energy.
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How does Chuck Norris turn on the light? He rubs the lamp.
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There is no internet, we're just browsing in Chuck Norris' mind.
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Chuck Norris can beat Sonic the Hedgehog in a race
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Spiders check the bath tub to make sure a Chuck Norris hasn't climed up the drain
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Chuck Norris owns a yo-yo with no string, yet he can still spin it!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use the steering wheel to drive. The road forms where Chuck Norris wants to go.
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Chuck Norris owns a pet Landshark
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The Total Gym endorses Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once jumped into a pit of lava on a bet. The lava burned to death.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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