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Chuck Norris tripped on a rock, and it became mount Everest.
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Chuck Norris can milk an alligator
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No one else can put on Chuck Norris' boots because they require a password.
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When Chuck Norris looks to the horizon, he sees his own neck.
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Chuck Norris once owned a dog, today it's well known as the Jersey Devil
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Chuck Norris had a part in the movie Titanic.....he was the iceberg.
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Once Chuck Norris updated his facebook status, it became an international bestseller!
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Chuck Norris once placed a brick in China it is now called the great wall of China
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Washboards have Chuck Norris abs.
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DragonBallZ series ended after Chuck Norris released his Kamehameha
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Chuck Norris can fly a ship and sail an airplane.
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Only Chuck Norris can know who was there first: Chuck Norris or the egg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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