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The movie "The Hurt Locker" is named after the locker in Chuck Norris' bedroom in which he keeps his boots.
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Chuck Norris can beat a ski jump with a hop, skip and jump
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When Chuck Norris orders a vodka martini it shakes AND stirs itself.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't crunch numbers he purees them.
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Chuck Norris tenderizes steak by poking it.
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Chuck Norris scored a grand slam with no one on base
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The party don't start till Chuck walks in.
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The Great Pumpkin waits up at night see Chuck Norris
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There is NO last page for Chuck Norris facts.
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Anatomy and Physiology is now the study of how and why our bodies are ultimately inferior to Chuck Norris'.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris found some old glow sticks in his basement. He gave them away and they are now known as lightsabers.
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