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i wanted to make an application on facebook called ´how will Chuck Norris kill you?´ but the answer kept being ´roundhouse-kick to the face!´
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to lick a totsie roll lollipop, it melts in fear.
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Usain Bolt isn't the fastest man in the world..Who do you think gives mark for the start and photographs the photofinish at the end? Chuck Norri
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Chuck Norris has three meals a day; blood, sweat, and tears.
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Archaeologists are still unsure of how the Dinosuars became extinct; then they realized, Chuck Norris doesn't like dinosaurs.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris killed his living room. It is now just "the room".
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live. FOR NOW
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Chuck Norris watched Paranormal Activity alone.
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Yahoo Company's mail adress is yahoo@chuck.norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
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The original name of the "Alien Vs Predator" was "Aliens and Predators Vs Cchuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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