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Chuck Norris never had a heart attak. Heart is not that stupid to attak him.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil. The Devil couldn't deal with it's power and gave it back along with a lifetime pass to Six-Flags.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a whale into 20 tons of fish-sticks to feed an entire village in Ethiopia.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris will give you the shirt off his back, and then roundhouse kick you to the face and take it back.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Pray you will never dream about Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you because you will die in real life.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris eats metal and craps chains.
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Chuck Norris only allows you to live because you haven't met him yet.
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Don't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter unless you want a roundhouse kick to the face. He doesn't like to be followed.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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If Chuck Norris were the king of Camelot he would be the master of the nights of the roundhouse.
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