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If Chuck Norris were the king of Camelot he would be the master of the knights of the roundhouse.
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DON'T reveal the secret flavor of Stride gum... or Chuck Norris will find you.
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Time laughs at all things... Except Chuck Norris. Time knows better than to laugh at Chuck Norris. And that's why he will live forever.
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There's nothing to fear but fear itself, they say. But even fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a sidekick because he accidentally got in the way of a roundhouse kick.
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Bigfoot is just Chuck Norris with his beard overgrown.
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Chuck Norris can separte Magdeburg Hemispheres
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Chuck Norris crossed the event horizon
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The sun doesn't go down it is just running from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can make it cloudy in Philadelphia.
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When playing Blackjack, Chuck Norris asks for an extra card when he hits 21. And wins. Every time.
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Chuck Norris can find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
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Chuck Norris can find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
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