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Facts with the tag "chuck norris"

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch

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Dragons did, in fact, once exist. But Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked them all to the face and used their hides to make his cowboy boots.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have life insurance, the insurance companies pay him to spare their lives.

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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.

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Chuck Norris donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.

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Delta Force isn't an action movie. It's a documentary.

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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.

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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.

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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.

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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East

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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death Chuck Norrisses.

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