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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry from 10 paces
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On the first day god made Chuck Norris, he told him to take it from there.
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There is no such thing as being hard its called the Chuck Norris factor.
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Chuck Norris can cut through diamonds.
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Chuck Norris made the dinosaurs extinct.
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Once when Chuck Norris Tried to play football. the ball ran away!
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In space no-one can hear you scream except, Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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In the time it takes for you to read this. Chuck Norris would've read every single fact on this site.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Mr T pitys the fool, Chuck Norris pitys Mr T
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Chuck Norris can log-in to Facebook through Friendster
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