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If it were even possible to put Chuck Norris in solitaire confinement, it would be the best company he could keep.
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The director of The Expendables did not bother to include Chuck Norris in the cast for everyone knows that Chuck Norris is not expendable
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If Chuck Norris starred in '24" they would have called it "1"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore but the rock wasn't hard enough.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he shed them.
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Chuck Norris isnt in the dictanary, becasue they couldent think of a way to describe him
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Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, Nightmares have Chuck Norris......and then they have to go pee
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Great Hurricane of 1780 was caused because Chuck Norris was roundhouse-kicking Jackie Chan in a movie.
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An earthquake with a reading of 9.8 was recorded in USA when chuck Norris burped.
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When Chuck Norris played the Game of Life, it turned into the the Game of Death
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The meaning of life is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris tought Superman everything he knows
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