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Chuck Norris CAN eat just one lay's potato chip
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the pouch respects Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris CAN eat just one pistachio
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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris-ed
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Chuck Norris can swing a sword in the and miss.
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The New World Order reports to Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton...until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris can use his finger for a lighter.
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Chuck Norris' scorecard for 18 holes of golf is 9
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Somebody once shot a .44 magnum towards Chuck Norris' head. The bullet stopped and went back into the gun out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Mosquitos don't bite Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris bites mosquitos
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can pick up water. Or for that matter ANY liquid.
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