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Chuck Norris Knows where you live
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When Chuck Norris jumps into water he does not get wet...The water gets Chuck Norrised!
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Chuck Norris can make noise in outer space
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Some people drink Jack and Coke. Chuck Norris drinks Sulfuric Acid and Coke.
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Chuck Norris once sneezed while out in the Atlantic. The result was Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a 1000 ft home run.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the stupid out of a person, along with everything else.
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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When Chuck Norris eats hand grenades, he always seems to have gas.
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Chuck Norris takes NoDos for ADHD
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Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom".
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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