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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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After Super Saiyan 5 comes Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once sneezed the result was the grand canyon
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person
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Chuck Norris got into a knife fight. The knife lost.
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Hiroshima was actually caused by chuck norris farting in public, he has since been asked very VERY politely to do it in private area's from now on
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The Big Bang may have created the universe, but, Chuck Norris created the Big Bang.
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The reason the Leaning Tower of Pisa is only leaning is because Chuck Norris tried to pull back his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump he stares at gravity and it changes direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. Because the sun wouldn't dare.
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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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People get brave listening to the eye of the tiger, Chuck Norris is the only one who knows you can't listen to an eye to get brave.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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