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Facts with the tag "chuck norris"

What would a Klondike Bar do for Chuck Norris?

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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.

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The Meaning of Life: Absence of Chuck Norris

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In America, Chuck Norris kicks ass. But in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.

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The story of Chuck Norris once caused hotel to shut down is just silly. It was only temporary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris round house kicked him to the other side.

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Chuck Norris would eat your soul for a Klondike Bar

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Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter

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Once, a man said "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me" to Chuck Norris. He then beat the man with the words he said

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Chuck Norris once created an iPhone out of nothing but a pen, a gameboy color, 1 christmas light bulb, and his own fingernail.

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Everybody hates Chris. Except Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris hated Chris, Chris would be dead.

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Chuck Norris DOES mess with the Zohan

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