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Chuck Norris once went Mach 17 on a 12 speed with no back tire.
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There is only one Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' house alarm is the sound of bones breaking.
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NASA sometimes asks Chuck Norris to kick satellites into orbit hen their rocket funds are low.
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Chuck Norris kicked the first ball in the world cup from his front yard in Texas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use toothpaste. He uses concrete.
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The 1951 UFO sighting was actually a man hole cover kicked by Chuck Norris.
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During a power outage, Chuck Norris kick started the generators at Hoover Dam.
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Blasphemy = Speaking against Chuck Norris
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Chuck norris can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
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Violence isn't the answer, Chuck Norris is...
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Rambo, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McClane, Samuel L. Jacksonand James Bond are all just Chuck Norris in disquise
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris
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