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All men are created equal. Except Chuck Norris. No one on this world can match his awesomeness.
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Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
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Only Chuck Norris can kick your face with his fists.
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Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream..... He makes ice scream.
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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks.
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In Harry Potter, they say "He who shall not be named". They are refering to Chuck Norris.
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The chicken crossed the road because Chuck Norris said so.
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The only sound more elusive than one hand clapping is Chuck Norris crying.
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When Chuck Norris goes swimming with sharks, the sharks wear chain mill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink pink lemonade. But if he did, it would turn yellow out of fear.
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The last time Chuck Norris stubbed his toe it cause the the 1906 San Diego Earthquake
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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The Inuit have over a 100 words for snow but only two for fear.. Chuck Norris.
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