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When Chuck Norris gets a burger from IN N OUT he doesn't go IN N OUT he goes OUT N IN
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James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener -kylebrown
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When he was born Chuck's parents named him after himself.
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The reason why aliens don't show themselves to the public, is because they know Chuck Norris is out there.
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Chuck Norris can break unbreakable glass
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
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We have a week dedicated to sharks...sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is not a character on Mortal Kombat, because no one likes over-powered characters.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of your face
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Chuck Norris had a staring role in all Star Wars movies, he played the part of "space".
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Chuck sleeps with two eyes open and three eyes closed.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out
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