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Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream, he makes ice scream.
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The asteroid belt was once a planet,but that's before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
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Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.
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Chuck Norris and Mr.T once walked into a bar, that bar instantly exploded because no place can withstand that level of awesome.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris outlived Bruce Lee.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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If you know someone who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for much longer.
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Bruce Springsteen was "born to run"... away from Chuck Norris.
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