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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can win the game. Period.
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Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can "Enter Outside".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need headphones for his iPod. He just puts it in his beard, and the beard emits audible sound.
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Chuck Norris' beard hair is used as highly durable wiring. That is, if he donates the hairs. Take a hair from Norris and the hair strangles you.
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Chuck Norris eats American Bald Eagle eggs for breakfast. With a side of human baby.
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Chuck Norris is Superman's Kryptonite
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Ninjas cannot catch you if you are Chuck Norris. This is of course impossible. Chuck would never allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
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