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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris eats Habanero Chillies for dessert.
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Chuck Norris Isn't Scared Of the Dark. The Dark is Scared of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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They said that not even God could sink the Titanic. The iceberg story was a cover-up to avoid embarrassment. It really collided with Chuck Norris.
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Hitler committed suicide because he knew Chuck Norris was pissed and coming to get him.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.,
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The earth trembled violently out of fear when Chuck Norris was born. Now you know why Pangaea no longer exists.
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Chuck Norris literally CAN carry the weight of the world on his shoulders.
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Unknown to most people, humans did make it to outer space before Yuri Gagarin. Chuck Norris' enemies prior to 1961.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris is the living embodiment of the phrase "Epic Win".
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