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The name for foot-in-mouth disease was inspired by someone being roundhouse kicked in the face for insulting Chuck Norris.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris.... oh wait... Soviet Russia ceased to exist because Chuck Norris hates Soviet Russia jokes.
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There are only two types of people in the world. Those who divide people into two groups, and Chuck Norris.
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The Earth was almost destroyed by a 50 km wide asteroid in 1984, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into the Sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave because there is nothing known to man that is hard enough to cut through his beard.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Except when you're Chuck Norris. Even when he's wrong he's right. No one has ever survived to say any different.
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Scientists have just discovered what dark matter really is. It's the shock-waves of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks filling the void of the universe.
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Chuck Norris tried to sell a food slicer called the RoundHouse. It was too deadly. Vince Offer bought it and dumbed down. We know it as the Slap Chop.
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The reason Columbus set out to find a new world was to get away from Chuck Norris.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in Chuck Norris' beard has achieved sainthood.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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The song Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n' Roses is actually about Chuck Norris' beard.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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