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Chuck Norris doesn't look, he gets looked at
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People still wonder about the mysterious death of Bruce Lee... nobody beats Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris' foot is more accurate than a ruler
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris makes everything magically delicious.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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When you click on Chuck Norris' website, a warning comes up saying, "Clicking on this could cause your computer to explode."
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris
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Smith & Wesson has considered changing their brands name to "Chuck Norris", but they realized it was too leathal.
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They once made a "Worse Case Scenario" episode on confronting Chuck Norris. You know the rest.
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When Chuck Norris plays poker at a Casino, the Casino Folds.
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Chuck Norris does not eat, he fights hunger
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