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Chuck employs an army of birds to spy on his enemies' secrets. That's how the idea for the game "Angry Birds" came to be.
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Chuck Norris can stand up twice.
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Chuck Norris can run in water.
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If you hit Chuck Norris, you still missed him.
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Chuck Norris can Quickscope with a Spy Plane.
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My sons first words were Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never shaved because he has yet to find a blade sharp enough to cut through awesome
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris scratches his back with a circular saw.
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Being awsome.............its what Chuck Norris does.
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The only word that rhymes with "orange" is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once completed Mortal Combat on the PS3 using a sky remote!
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Chuck Norris = Winning
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